SELF-HOSTED AI EMPLOYEE

Meet Max 247

The AI employee that manages your social media, drafts your lead responses, monitors your operations, and remembers everything about your business — running 24/7 on a spare computer you already own.

No monthly fees. No cloud dependency. No forgotten context. Just a persistent, private AI operator that works for you around the clock — and you control it all from your phone.

WHO MAX IS FOR

If you’re doing the work of three people, Max picks up the slack.

Solopreneurs

You run everything yourself. Max handles the repetitive stuff so you can focus on what actually makes money.

Small Business Owners

Your team is lean. Max is the AI employee that never calls in sick, never needs training, and costs nothing after day one.

Side Hustlers

You have a day job and a business on the side. Max keeps your social media alive and your leads warm while you’re at work.

Productivity Seekers

You want a personal AI assistant that’s better than Alexa or Siri — one that actually remembers things and takes action.

THE FEATURE THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING

Max remembers. Everything.

ChatGPT forgets you exist when you close the tab. Alexa can set a timer but can’t remember what you told her yesterday. Max has a four-layer memory system that builds a permanent understanding of your business, your preferences, your clients, and your goals — and it gets smarter every single day.

LAYER 1: FOUNDATION

Core intelligence, communication skills, and the ability to use tools and run commands.

LAYER 2: IDENTITY

Your brand voice, your tone, your rules. Max writes like you — because you taught him how.

LAYER 3: KNOWLEDGE

Everything Max learns about your business, your industry, your clients. Persistent across every session.

LAYER 4: SKILLS

Modular capabilities — social media, lead response, monitoring. Add new skills as they release.

This is why Max isn’t just another chatbot. He’s a self-hosted AI assistant with context that grows over time.

RUNNING RIGHT NOW

This isn’t a demo. It’s our actual office setup.

Max runs our social media for three businesses simultaneously. These stats update every 5 minutes from a 2016 ThinkPad sitting on a shelf.

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WHAT MAX DOES

Six roles. One AI. Zero monthly fees.

Max isn’t a single-trick tool. He’s a multi-role AI operator built on a modular skill system. Here’s what ships with Max 247 Standard — and what’s coming next.

The Social Manager

Crawls your website, RSS feeds, and trending topics. Writes platform-specific posts for Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, X, Google Business Profile, Pinterest, and TikTok via Buffer. Every post is a draft you approve in 90 seconds.

Personal Assistant

Talk to Max from anywhere via Telegram. Ask questions, give instructions, get status updates. He knows your schedule, your preferences, and your business inside out.

Operations Monitor

Watches your server health, checks services, and alerts you when something needs attention. Max can inspect his own environment and report back on demand.

Multi-Business Coordinator

Running multiple businesses? Max manages them all from one bot, one phone, one server. Separate contexts, separate schedules, zero confusion.

Security Auditor

Max can audit his own server on demand — check for unauthorized access, verify configurations, and report anything unusual. Your self-hosted AI keeps itself honest.

COMING IN MAX PLUS

The Lead Responder

Reads incoming leads, drafts responses in your voice using your templates. You review, personalize, and send. Never stare at a blank screen writing the same reply again.

HOW IT WORKS

90 seconds. That’s your entire weekly time commitment.

Max does the research, writes the content, and queues everything for your approval. Here’s the daily workflow:

1

Max Researches

Crawls your site, scans RSS feeds, searches trending topics, or generates content from scratch using AI.

2

Max Writes

Creates platform-specific posts for every connected channel — tailored to your brand voice and posting schedule.

3

You Get Notified

Your phone buzzes. Open Buffer. Review the drafts. Edit if you want — most people don’t need to.

4

You Tap Publish

One tap per post. Done. Max is already working on the next batch. Total time: about 60–90 seconds.

WHY MAX IS DIFFERENT

Max vs. everything else you’ve tried.

You’ve used ChatGPT. You’ve asked Alexa to do things. You’ve thought about hiring a virtual assistant. Here’s how Max compares.

FeatureMax 247ChatGPTAlexa / SiriHiring a VA
Remembers your business across sessions
Runs on a schedule without you
Works from your phone (Telegram)
Manages social media end-to-end
Your data stays on your hardware
No monthly subscription
Gets smarter over time
Handles multiple businesses

Max is the only option that combines persistent memory, automated execution, complete privacy, and zero ongoing costs.

Your AI assistant lives in your pocket.

Max connects through Telegram. Open the app, type a message, get an answer. Ask him to check your server. Tell him to research a topic. Get a status report on all three of your businesses. From your phone, your tablet, or any computer — anywhere in the world.

No browser tab to keep open. No desktop app to install. No special hardware. Just you and your AI employee, available 24/7 in the messaging app you already use.

“Max, what’s the server status?”
“Max, post schedule for this week?”
“Max, research local SEO trends for plumbers.”
“Max, summarize the last 5 leads.”
“Max, run a security audit.”

Real commands. Real responses. From anywhere.

IN THE BOX

Everything you need. Nothing you don’t.

Hermes AI Setup Guide — turns any spare Windows PC or Mac Mini into a self-hosted AI server with Telegram access, persistent memory, and cron-based automation
The Social Manager Skill — full automation script for 7+ social platforms via Buffer, with 4 content sources (website crawling, RSS, search, AI generation)
Multi-Business Configuration — manage multiple businesses from one bot, one server, one phone
Max 247 Dashboard Script — live stats push that feeds your website dashboard, updated every 5 minutes
Security Auditor Module — on-demand server inspection and health reporting
Lead Responder Skill — included free when released as part of Max Plus
Review Watcher Skill — included free when released as part of Max Plus

Max Plus skills ship to Standard customers at a discounted upgrade price. You’re not paying for coming-soon features today.

REQUIREMENTS

A spare computer and one afternoon. That’s it.

Spare Windows PC or Mac Mini

Anything from the last 10 years with 8+ GB RAM

Free Buffer account

Connects to Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, X, and more

Free AI API key

Gemini, OpenAI, or any LLM you prefer

Telegram + ntfy

Free apps for commands and push notifications

Setup time: one afternoon. Max runs unattended from that point forward. Your only ongoing cost is electricity — roughly $5–10/month.

STRAIGHT TALK

Max works for you. Not the other way around.

Not a subscription

You buy it once, you own it, it runs on your hardware forever. No recurring charges, no “pro tier” upsells.

Not an auto-poster

Every post is a draft you approve before anything goes live. Max prepares. You decide. Always.

Not a cloud service

Your data stays on your hardware. If our servers go down, Max keeps running. No vendor lock-in, no data harvesting.

WHAT’S COMING

Max Plus — Even More Roles. Coming Soon.

The Stream Operator

Monitors your 24/7 YouTube or Twitch streams. Detects failures, sends alerts before your viewers notice, and logs health data continuously.

The Review Watcher

Monitors Google and platform reviews. Drafts responses in your brand voice. Queues them for approval. Consistent review responses improve local SEO.

Max Standard customers get early access and upgrade pricing.

Max Plus Launch Notification

Notify me when Max Plus launches

GET STARTED

One price. Runs forever.

No subscriptions. No “pro” plans. No per-seat pricing. Buy Max once and he works for you indefinitely.

Max 247 Standard

The Social Manager + Personal Assistant + Operations Monitor
Multi-Business Coordinator + Security Auditor
Hermes AI setup guide + Dashboard script
Persistent memory system (4-layer architecture)
Telegram command interface
Free: Lead Responder + Review Watcher when released

All services Max uses are free tier. Your only ongoing cost is electricity.

Get Max 247 Standard

Want individual skills instead? Visit our products page

QUESTIONS

Frequently Asked Questions

Ready to stop doing everything yourself?

Get Max running this afternoon. Or book a free consultation and we’ll walk you through it.